April 1
The real climate embarrassment: Opposing view UConn president tells coach Kevin Ollie he can't travel to Indy meeting Bell: Jameis Winston wins again on pro day's big stage Wednesday's forecast: Unsettled in the middle Watch: Alex Ovechkin scores 50th goal Ringo skips no beats on road to "Paradise' What if Ringo had wound up in Texas? Senate Republicans fiddle while world warms: Our view Google Maps pulls off fun 'Pac-Man' April Fools' trick AL regular season preview: Season hinges on ... AL regular season preview: Fearless predictions Congressman's son named in hazing-death lawsuit AL regular season preview: Who will bust this summer? Jameis Winston impresses at Florida State pro day Shooting of senior in Ohio home may have been accident Hero kids get surprise after saving baby brother Is coming CT6 Cadillac's ticket to luxury A-list? Amazon's Dash button--Not an April Fools' joke Ringo's first band Report: Marcus Mariota won't attend 2015 NFL draft Cadillac launches new CT6 flagship US, Cuba hold prep meeting on human rights talks Sanitation workers rescue elderly man after snowy fall Raw: Homes threatened by Washington landslide Two found dead after medical office shooting Toyota's Scion introduces first sedan, the iA Final Aldo-McGregor media tour face-off gets heated Nightengale: Can hitters strike back in 2015? J. Paul Getty's grandson found dead Motley Crüe frontman trips all over the National Anthem Red Wings' Drew Miller struck in face by skate Scion introduces its first sedan at New York Auto Show Wednesday's forecast: Rain, thunderstorms in central USA 'No red flags' before headmaster's child porn case Carpe Diem leads field for $1 million Blue Grass Stakes Cult film actor Robert Z'Dar dies in Florida Scion unveils sporty new hatchback at New York Auto Show Expert: 'Perfect storm' caused Fla. judge scuffle Purported kidnappers want apology from police Critic's Corner: Phil Keoghan's 'Red Hook Crit' thrills Arkansas passes religious freedom law 10-foot rooster 'mysteriously' stolen from yard Folding mirrors? Scion's iM hot hatchback comes loaded Montreal Alouettes GM says team has 50/50 chance of signing Michael Sam UAW membership tops 400,000 for first time since '08 Dustin Byfuglien cross-checks player's head to the ice Scion shows iA sedan Popovich was unimpressed by Chalmers' halfcourt shot Scion introduces iM hatchback California fires Pediatrician gets 14 years for child porn For new 'Daily Show' host, a mixed review: Your Say Police: Uber driver tried to burglarize rider's home Does Indiana law pave path for bigotry? #tellusatoday Trailer: 'Woman in Gold' Trailer: 'Furious 7' Joni Mitchell hospitalized Father of four killed in road rage shooting 'Gold' is magnificent, but story is dull George Hill rips Pacers: 'We're giving the season away' Today in History for April 1st Curry made Paul look silly, then dropped jumper in his face State of Romance: Oceans of love stories in Rhode Island Excerpt: 'Part Time Cowboy' by Maisey Yates Excerpt: 'Deep' by Kylie Scott Romance authors help to raise autism awareness MaryJanice Davidson on car doors and concerts Dwight Freeney sues Bank of America for $20M in fraud case First look: Avalon Waterways new 'suite ship' on the Seine Ark. governor won't sign 'religious freedom' bill as is Photo tour: Inside the hottest new ship on the Seine Ind. website hit by 'religious freedom' bill cyberattack Jock Thompson fantasy baseball chat -- Wed., noon ET Analysis: 61,000 U.S. bridges 'structurally deficient' The world's oldest person dies at 117 Cubans living in homes seized from Americans Hundreds answer man's plea for donor kidney for wife Designer buildings lure luxe buyers in Florida Adoptee from S. Korea faces deportation from US Watch: John Oliver boycotts April Fools' Day Sierra snowpack is 'worst in a century' The best-hyped fights in UFC history Watch: 'The surprising science of willpower' Futures lower, Asian stocks lackluster 'Kidnappers' of Vallejo, Calif. woman threaten police Watch: 'Pursuit of Sexiness' 5 things you need to know Wednesday Andrew Getty, heir to fortune, found dead Iran nuke talks extended to Thursday Raw: Coast Guard Rescues Schooner Crew Airline bosses mum on Flight 9525 co-pilot controversy TV tonight: 'Middle,' 'Mysteries of Laura' NBA draft prospects getting some help from NCAAs 'NCIS' recap by Donna Kauffman: The awkward edition Chevrolet makes Malibu longer and sleeker Hundreds attend funeral of slain Turkish prosecutor Obama's day: More Iran talks Ask Matt: How important are dividends? AP Top Stories April 1 a Arkansas 'religious freedom' bill opponents speak out Raw: Iraqi troops enter Tikrit Palace March Madness: Three things to know about the NCAA tournament on Wednesday Police: Tattoo promise leads to 4-day ordeal for woman Stars hit the black carpet for Chanel show Sheriff: Man run over after trying to sexually abuse girl Alleged Uber burglar: I'm a friend of your roommate Durant on OKC: 'I'd love to get my jersey retired here' Tiger Woods needs to get right and go away It doesn't matter if LeBron James likes any of his teammates Obama congratulates Nigeria on election Tony Romo says he would have taken a pay cut to keep DeMarco Murray Yes, you can play Pac-Man on Google Maps right now Hey, it's Taylor Swift! April Fools! It's time for a power trip (OZY) Mariners manager ejected after epic on-field rant Tom Brady's April Fools joke has him in the hospital ADP's March job gains miss estimate by 36,000 NBA A to Z podcast: Great guard play and look at draft Airports add lactation stations for nursing moms Lactation stations ease airport grind for nursing moms With a bullet: The S&P 500's streak continues Kevin Hart sent CP3 a hilarious picture after crossover Photos: Joni Mitchell's life of music GM, Ford sales fall; Fiat Chrysler's up for 60th month Yes, you can play Pac-Man on Google Maps right now Report: LeBron calls Cavs' plays and Blatt repeats them Gap stores CEO talks about impact of raising wages for workers ShowBiz Minute: Mitchell, Daytime Emmys, Douglas Theron and Hoult talk 'Dark Places' Budget airline to start charging for tray tables, reclining seats, armrests Which stocks might shine in 2nd quarter Don't get too comfy with closers Best of April Fools: Backwards Google, Uber with cats The Ultimate Disney Bracket: Elite Eight Watch Gonzo and the Muppets nail 'The Humpty Dance' Seahawks LB makes April Fools' joke about DUI Gonzo and the Muppets nail 'Humpty Dance' 9-year-old Rory to Tiger: 'I'm coming to get you' Yes, 4 people born in the 1800s are still with us Isaiah Briscoe's on-court cockiness helps him consistently dominate Tara Reid: Stop 'bullying me' about my body Obama authorizes sanctions on cyber criminals 10 worst cities for rush hour traffic in the world Taylor Swift is not falling for your April Fools' jokes Be careful, April fools' day is alive And well Giuliana Rancic knows she's 'really thin' Former Dolphins receiver Brian Hartline thanks Miami fans with a billboard Taylor Swift is ready for April Fools' jokes Raw: Boehner in Israel: "friendship strong" Lexus shows new generation its best-selling RX Lion makes surprise comeback in Gabon The 5 best meta Mark Hamill moments from last night's 'Flash' Iranian negotiator says 'problems' remain in talks Indonesia's answer to Buzzfeed has insane potential Does video really show final seconds of Flight 9525? Home of kids found in freezer emptied Photo shows inmate beaten, tied to leash in GA jail Kashmir mops up after heavy flooding colleges-consider-impact-meerkat-periscope-will-have-on-campuses 6 guaranteed ways to sleep on an airplane Stocks fall on disappointing economic data Best meta Mark Hamill moments from 'The Flash' Investigation underway after noose found on Duke campus GoDaddy is a go go go in IPO debut Voices: Seeing the RFRA in black and white KLM tests WhatsApp with its best customers 6 guaranteed ways to sleep on an airplane Chinese flock to USA to give birth to U.S. citizens Camp Sights: Indians' Bourn seeks rebirth as basestealer Follow us on the floor of the N.Y. Auto Show Hundreds offer to donate kidneys after man's viral plea New video sheds light on Germanwings crash, co-pilot Blake Griffin: 'Home-court advantage is just not there for us' Fantasy basketball: Pau Gasol will pound Bucks again Los Angeles tops worst cities for traffic in USA The oldest person in the world now is an American Colleges consider impact Meerkat, Periscope will have on campuses Walking the most dangerous footpath in the world meet-israels-first-liberal-arts-college Patton Oswalt goes on late-night Twitter rant about Trevor Noah and the state of comedy exploding-head-syndrome-is-common-in-college-students Meet Israel's first liberal arts college Exploding head syndrome is common in college students Punchlines: With Amazon, never leave home Behind grandma's charges: 25-year-old hot cocoa (Newser) Student admits to hanging noose on Duke campus Oswalt's Twitter rant on comedy, Trevor Noah 10Best: Live music in Santa Barbara April tech stock preview: Eyes on Apple Watch A's closer and girlfriend buying up tickets to team's LGBT Pride night to donate to LGBTQ youth Do you have too much Apple in your portfolio? 180,000-carat emerald's owner may finally be decided GoDaddy's IPO hits Wall Street Scott Walker dogged by White House history — and allergies Punchlines: With Amazon, never leave home Delta makes up for removing award chart by expanding partner airline awards Gotcha! April Fools' Day entertainment gags Study: No link between suicide and serving in or near war zones A great night for Leaf collecting in daily fantasy hockey Ind. pizza parlor wouldn't cater gay weddings Scott Walker dogged by WH history - and allergies How the Getty family made its fortune Olivia Wilde says some pretty real/hilarious things about her post-baby body Olivia Wilde gets real about post-baby bod Delta expands partner airline awards Hikes, lodges, parks: America's best sites voted by you Reality check: Ted Cruz and Obamacare McDonald's All Americans freestyle Boxer's cell phone falls out of his pocket in the middle of a fight Raw: Funeral for Turkey hostage crisis victim According to a group of puppies, Michigan State will win the NCAA tournament April is a key month for Wall Street College basketball head coaches making over $2.5M John Lennon's ex-wife, Cynthia Lennon, dies Princess brings the 'Sound of Music' to the high seas Up close with the new Lexus RX Surf's up for new Chevrolet Malibu 7 things we missed at Chanel's star-studded NYC show College basketball salaries: UConn, Kevin Ollie know value of national title Geno Auriemma OK with pay less than men's counterpart 7 things we missed at Chanel's NYC show Salary database: How much NCAA tournament coaches make Flipping your house? Buy this range Raw: Oldest person in world dies at age 117 Deal on Ind. 'religious freedom' law could come Thursday Jet Airways passenger leaps from plane and almost gets away with it Why one-and-dones make for a better NCAA Tournament Five baffling ways March Madness coaches get paid The Club lounge lands at Seattle airport Alonzo Mourning says Michael Jordan would average 50 points per game if he played today Why an up year for stocks by Easter is key Wow! Astronauts capture incredible shots of Pacific typhoon Harlan Coben derails 'Girl on the Train' SUV crashes into mobile home; sleeping couple killed New Lexus RX gets the Darth Vader grille Teenager slices into Apple Watch band market Passenger leaps from plane and almost gets away with it Gov. urges changes to religious objection bill 5-facts-to-know-for-alcohol-awareness-month Voices: A year later, no reefer madness in Colorado Delta first U.S. airline to accept China's Alipay Wednesday's NHL playoff clinching scenarios Palestine officially joins international criminal court 'Boko haram will be held accountable, says UN Lufthansa, Germanwings 'very sorry' for crash Picasso painting tipped for record sale unveiled in Hong Kong Allie LaForce on all-nighters with Lundquist and Raftery Gaza man "duped" into selling Banksy artwork Fast and furious fads that took the world by storm Sears pops on REIT plans as stocks effort to recover from their lows Pet Rock creator started toy fad trend 4 dead, 16 hurt in oil platform fire in Gulf of Mexico McDonald's seems to think it needed to add waiters, table service to airport restaurant Macro bets big winners for Rothschild larch lane alternatives fund April often the calm before a stormy period for stocks For 7% of Americans, smartphone is only link to Internet Apple added to Citi's focus list, Twitter starts at buy, HP upgraded Cara Delevingne sang with Pharrell -- and it was rough Mom has 'hot body' 3 weeks after giving birth The average MLB salary is over $4 million and players still get $100 a day in meal money Cara sang with Pharrell -- and it was rough Ella Henderson on Take That McDonald's adds table service to airport restaurant Honest 'Interstellar' trailer shows Christopher Nolan going full Shyamalan Honest 'Interstellar' trailer pokes at Nolan 'Turnaround queen' Lynn Tilton sues SEC April Fools' day is SO annoying | DailyDish Subaru shows STI concept as part of performance push Scott Walker tweets 'big announcement' for Wisconsin team Obama aide: 'Progress' in Iran talks, no agreement yet 12 Questions with Cole Whitt Walker tweets 'big announcement' for Badgers More Kardashian reality ahead on E! Olivia Wilde says some pretty real/hilarious things about her post-baby body Why stocks kicked off 2nd quarter in the red It's not a joke: Bob Barker returns to 'The Price is Right' Bob Barker returns to 'The Price is Right' Nigeria's new president pledges to crush Boko Haram SUV crashes into mobile home, pregnant woman killed Russell Westbrook hooks every Thunder employee up with Jordan gear each year Mercedes-Benz adds plug-in hybrid to GLE SUV lineup Time to shop? Macy's Lundgren sees 11% rise in pay Sergio Garcia at peace without a major victory Adorably dangerous poison dart frogs could lead to new way of de-icing airplanes 30% of MLB players polled think the Nationals will win the World Series Inmate overpowers guard, escapes from Ill. jail 2015 National League awards predictions Hillary Clinton urges veto of Arkansas 'religious freedom' bill Wall St. blasted for paying execs to work for Uncle Sam Clinton urges veto of Ark. 'religious freedom' bill This is what it's like to snack like Homer Simpson in real life FDA warning: Ultrasounds could be hurting your baby This guy snacks like Homer Simpson in real life March auto sales Periscope users really want to see your fridge California orders first-ever mandatory water reductions Tracking this warbler's 'extraordinary' transoceanic flight Selfie your way to free stuff at these hotels Patricia Arquette to write her memoir Honda unveils stunning new Civic Raw: London fire triggers major evacuation That time Kanye and Kris Jenner fell asleep together on a train Sling TV to add HBO prior to 'Game of Thrones' return 11 Atlanta educators convicted in cheating scandal Jockey falls off his horse during race, does spectacular frontflip over hurdle, walks away UConn women's coach Geno Auriemma thinks the men's game is 'a joke' Poison frogs could lead to new way of de-icing airplanes Honda wows with new Civic concept Selfie your way to free stuff at these hotels the-cavalier-daily-slammed-for-racist-april-fools-article 'Silver porn' shows fifty shades of greying Japan Viral video shows family piling into car trunk Weird kink, automotive style The three oldest people in the world all live here UConn's Geno Auriemma fires another shot at Indiana law Biotech stocks peaked? There's still plenty of froth Student newspaper slammed for racist April Fools' story Kink, car style Biker nails double front flip moments after nasty fall Drew Miller wants to play after scary facial cut The three oldest people in the world all live here 3 risky fantasy baseball closers for 2015 As populations age, senior drivers strive to stay on the road A look at California's drought That time Kanye and Kris fell asleep together Judge allows RadioShack to keep 1,700 stores open Arrests made in attack on Chuck E. Cheese employees GM takes on Honda, Toyota with new Malibu Charles Schwab's Liz Ann sonders on sectors to watch, Fed's rate Hike Jim Cramer explains why he went cautious on the biotechs Lincoln redefines luxury with 2015 Continental Norwegian Cruise Line tests new fee for room service Earnest: Justifying discrimination 'Unthinkable' The Nationals' mascot is paying for drivers' tolls in Northern Virginia Astronauts capture incredible shots of Pacific typhoon Dustin Byfuglien's brutal hit could cost Jets a playoff spot Calif. Gov. issues sweeping water restrictions Gassing up at this time of day will save you cash Fired Wawa attendant fielding new job opportunity Earnest: Justifying discrimination 'Unthinkable' Kentucky's Willie Cauley-Stein goes on date with adorable 4-year-old fan with cerebral palsy Hyundai shows off the all-new 2016 Tucson Raw: Fire at oil rig kills 4 in Gulf of Mexico Hyundai pretties up Tucson SUV Iran nuclear talks: More wrangling ahead Must-see vehicles at the New York Auto Show Soon to be legal in Florida: Living in sin What special gift did Kelly Ripa give hubby Mark for his birthday? Menendez indicted on federal corruption charges US Cybercrime sanctions will target high-profile attackers Police: Man, 87, caused Michigan interstate explosion Obama's pocket veto on shaky legal ground, experts say What birthday gift did Kelly Ripa give Mark? NCAA, if you don't like Indiana law, go to Cuba: column McDonald's raises pay for 90,000 workers GM's Batey: market share to Rise, profit Outlook positive DOJ drops contempt case against Lois Lerner Menendez indictment: A look at senators charged with crimes Southwest adds bag fees – for April Fools' Day Saint John Paul II cast as poster-boy for Polish unity April political cartoons from Gannett cartoonists Son of Canadian diplomat killed in Miami Hundreds rally for changes to Arkansas bill Menendez indictment: A look at senators charged with crimes Nigeria election marks new chapter in nation's history The best travel-themed April Fools' jokes of 2015 Rieder: Newspaper future is one (or $1) vexing question Cadillac launches CT6 Sedan, sees China as second volume hub Serena's cake for 700th win was far better than Andy Murray's for No. 500 Former congressman who beat Bill Clinton dies AP Top Stories April 1 p Nasdaq captures 68 percent of first quarter U.S. IPOs in 2015 Aaron Rodgers will appear on an episode of celebrity Jeopardy! Wealthy Tech investors losing value by not owning pre-IPO shares Sen. Menendez has faced ethics complaints before Netanyahu, Boehner hail 'strong' US, Israel ties Carly Fiorina: equal benefits for gay couples Farmers not as impacted by Brown's new drought measures Japanese exporters rallying on more than declining currency Fresh starts at hot corner: Donaldson, Lawrie move on 100 years later, Lady Day gets another day in the sun Recruiting visit bonds three All Americans headed to UConn Bell: Skipping draft worse for Winston, Mariota than NFL Ready for debates? 16 sites eager to be 2016 hosts Church cancels convention over Indiana law Indonesian court rules on death row French national's appeal Coffee shop takes girl from homelessness to happiness Former congressman who beat Bill Clinton dies DL dilemma: Teams take their time deactivating players Fiorina backs religious freedom law, marriage equality Ready for debates? 16 sites eager to be 2016 hosts Jobs, manufacturing reports show weaker economy Vin Diesel's Hollywood hand ceremony totally got hijacked Share your DIY creations for Easter and Passover Menendez charges won't slow legislation, senators say 'Furious 7' makes cars fly, pulses race Best-hyped fights in UFC history outside Aldo-McGregor Mark Burnett's insane beard is NOT an April Fools' Day joke Who hijacked Vin Diesel's hand ceremony? Attorney: Cops lied about drugs after beat down Distracted driving killing more teens #TBT: Share your funniest Easter and Passover photos There is now a jumbotron at Wrigley Field The Mets' old bullpen cart is up for auction on eBay WWE fans discuss Ronda Rousey's Wrestlemania moment Murders, shootings on the rise in Chicago The Short List: California drought; Arkansas 'religious freedom' bill; March Madness salaries KBR pays $130K to settle SEC charges Allegiant pilots call off threatened Thursday strike Five fantasy baseball sleepers for the 2015 season Coffee shop takes girl from homelessness to happiness Kyrie Irving's smooth transition big for Cavaliers Rashad Evans on layoff: Like 'whole MMA game' passes you by Time for public school breakthrough at DICK'S Nationals? New Jersey editorials call on Sen. Menendez to resign now No foolin'! Mark Burnett's beard is INSANE The 5 best 'Lip Sync Battles' Editorials call on Sen. Menendez to resign Gassing up at this time of day will save you cash Michigan State has a lot of football in its basketball playbook Five potential fantasy baseball busts for 2015 season Common Ground: Solutions aren't extinct The 5 best 'Lip Sync Battles' Infiniti gives new look to QX50 crossover Iraq caught between U.S. help and Shiite militias Critic's Corner: 'The Big Bang Theory' packs a surprise Blood ties: Ky. basketball fan gets Wisconsin assist Former Ga. educators guilty in cheating scandal NL regular season preview: Who will bust in 2015? NL regular season preview: Fearless predictions Anthony Davis says James Harden should be the NBA MVP NL regular season preview: Season hinges on ... Mom of children found in freezer charged with murder 'Nasty' jellyfish confirmed along Jersey shore Infiniti shows new QX50 'Furious 7' retrospective: Stunts 'Furious 7' featurettes: Letty Fight 'Furious 7' featurettes: Drop Kentucky wants the sale of '40-0' T-shirts to stop HBO documentary unearths 'Sinatra' material Texas Motor Speedway adds tire barriers Doctor: Toddler showed signs of shaken-baby syndrome Kellan Lutz’s next role is...hosting a game show? Bored with your Porsche? Check out this car! David Blatt says LeBron James calling plays isn't 'unusual' Spotify's No. 1 Spring Break song is... Thursday's forecast: Rain in Midwest and Plains Spotify's No. 1 Spring Break song is... Porsche Boxster Spyder speedster; it's all that Chevrolet makes Malibu longer and sleeker 'Miracle dog' survives car hit, hammering Kellan Lutz's next role is...hosting a game show? Scrotal lymphedema patient reflects on his journey Police: Man found not guilty of murder admits killing Brennan: Tiger Woods needs to play Masters next week Oops! This site thought Rihanna was Jay Z's wife Thursday's forecast: Thunderstorms for central U.S. Indiana boycott hits home for small business owner Newsflash: Rihanna is not Jay Z's wife Olynyk gets black eye, still helps Celtics over Pacers Bengals' dig at Browns is a rare, funny April Fools' gag Q&A: Lucy Lawless gets witchy on 'Salem' Steven Tyler cutting country album in Nashville Student dies after shooting self while playing with cat