Oh JLo, what were you thinking?

Oh Jennifer Lopez.

What, oh what, were you thinking?

We're not even sure where to begin with the David Koma ensemble she wore while promoting her new movie, The Boy Next Door, in Miami, today.

The outfit defies words. But we'll try. Perhaps Flashdance meets Dance Moms meets Dancing with the Stars meets Showgirls.

But the shoes are nice.

In other Lopez-related news, who can forget the comment her fellow presenter Jeremy Renner made about her globes?

He turned to Twitter to explain, saying: "A reminder not to take this (expletive) so serious. Thanks Jennifer -- You're a gem.x"